3.5
out of 5.00 -
Film:
4
Extras:
5
Video:
2
Audio:
3
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6/28/2000
If you've been paying any attention to my reviews (I know I wouldn't if I was you, but then again...), a good portion of the movies that I've reviewed lately have been classics that were re-released for the DVD format, much like the Wizard of Oz, except with (for the most part) less body hair than the lion and a lot more sex. Also, you would have noticed that I tend to be quite frank - if it sucks, I'll say so, therefore when I say that this film was above average, I hope you'll believe me.
We begin with "Buttman" in the alley filming a full moon, when what before his sparkling eyes should appear, but Patricia Kennedy with a cock in her rear. He keeps on filming while her male companion licks her ass and the slams her against the wall. In his desperation to get nearer, he accidentally kicks a can which informs the lusty couple that he is there, thus sparking the chase that runs him into a nearby gym to spot Darla Derriere (very original name- can you sense the sarcasm? Good, cause I'm laying it on pretty thick) in a very revealing thong (like there's any other kind). He continues to film when the steroid boy from the alley comes in and recruits his fellow no-necks to help come look for our photographer, who hides beneath a massage table. Soon they return and find him, but his life is spared when they decide to let him come in to tape the workouts for free. Right!
Onto the trusting Zara who is trying to make a Fabio look-alike fall in love with her through video. She seductively moves around the garden rubbing her snatch against statues and talking all kinds of dirty shit. But alas, when our cameraman shows the tape, the asshole wants to see more of her body - he just can't respect her for her mind...ok, I'll laugh at that one too.
On his next moon shoot on the roof of a building, our loyal underdog finds Talia James in the stairwell who obligingly poses for him, showing off her thong and rather large physique, then again it takes all kinds to make the world go round.
Back to the gym where a scantily clad Madison and Darla are sweating hard to appease their relentless trainer who constantly gets on their cases. The uptight shots made me almost feel like I was buried in their asses, but then again, the director is called the Buttman. Anyway, as the trainer gets ready to throw a few bench presses up, the girls distract him with their derriere shenanigans. They then strip him down, suckling delicately at his ever-so-limp dick. Madison then sucks for a while solo while Darla gets her slit licked before they switch up at halftime. Besides gobbling his jimmy, Darla also gives the ass a little tossing, a salad tossing, if you will, before he throws her over the bench and presses her from the rear. Meanwhile, Darla eats Madison while her cunt is being cleaved. Soon she progresses into the reverse cowgirl, with a bit of anal thrown in for good pleasure before they are both spread on benches and getting one part cock to one part finger. In the end, they get it in the end as this Jersey boy blows all over their asses.
Back to Zara, at it once again in the garden, all in a tizzy because the guy turned her down. She strips to the waist and then gets violent with her own ass, spanking and scratching like there's something under the skin. Oh, I like 'em when they're in heat. Well, as can be expected, the tape doesn't even phase the Italian star, as he lazily glances at the screen, two naked chicks crawling all over him.
At home, our cameraman shows the tape to his friend who looks just like Kip Winger (remember that terrible hair band from the early 90's?). They agree she is a piece of ass and go back to the building to find her. Not only is she conveniently on the roof, but also she is also willing to go to her bedroom downstairs with two guys she just met. Where are these women, and why aren't they sitting on my cock? Anyway, they "head" to the bedroom where she licks both of them after her elaborate strip show. However, poor Kip can't get it up - probably because she not "17" (that was a terrible song reference- sorry). So she goes for the cameraman instead while Kip works feverishly at his cock, which with some effort gets unfloppy enough to be thrown carelessly into her snatch like an oyster into a slot machine. But alas, his fingers and a dildo do the majority of the work before Talia throws him down and shows him how the big booty ho's get their fuck on. She damn near grinds him through the bed before he climbs on top and slaps her ass with zeal. For the final she gives him and the cameraman the final jerk so that they can blow all over themselves, and with all that body hair, their going to need to be hosed down, cause man, that shit is sticky.
Back in the gym where Darla and Madison are doing some very seductive stretches before muscle head comes back in and gets it on with Madison. He continues to eat even when another comes in to watch. However, being the swinger that she is, Madison invites the second one in, who attacks her tits with glee while her backside is tongue-bathed down. They then prop her up on the parallel bars and ravage that pussy, making the occasional switch up, so that they can both get their cocks wet. In the end, they both give her a little something to remember them by as they blow on her stomach, filling her navel.
In the final scene, Zara goes into a frenzy of masturbation on tape which final excites the Italian pretty boy into inviting her over. She comes in and immediately they are all over each other. She peels off his leather pants and takes his third leg into her mouth before he bends her over takes a quick lick and plays hide the salami. She then sucks and tosses his salad before he does the same. Soon they retire to the plush carpeting for an anal shag before he busts on her pretty little face.
Overall, considering this movie was made 10 years ago, it was pretty good. The camera had an intentional amateur feel, which I liked, and the commentary during the filming was fucking hilarious. In terms of features, this disc is packed: chapter search, chapter search by fetish, bios, web info, a commentary by the Buttman himself, and a photo gallery.
By:
John Murryhill