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Film:
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Extras:
4
Video:
5
Audio:
5
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4/19/2004
Assuming you don't already own the great Jules Jordan titles from which they are taken, the new compilation
Jenna Haze vs. Krystal Steal is a great buy on DVD...in fact, I dare say it's one of the best compilations I have ever watched.
(You should insert a Michael Buffer voice here!)
In this corner, the current Jill Kelly Productions contract star who now only does girl/girl material. However, she once was a nasty "cock whore" (and I use that phrase as the highest of compliments) who loved getting facials, loved taking it up the ass and even enjoyed the occasional double penetration. The "All-Natrual Nymph", the "Princess of Porn" and the future Mrs. Spooky (okay, I threw that last one in there for selfish reasons)...Jenna Haze...Haze!
And in the other corner, a hot blonde and former Pleasure Contract Girl. She's got beautiful straight blonde hair, a behind to die for, and a look that will remind most of a certain mainstream pop star. The "Blonde Bombshell", the "Amazing Ass" and the "Genie I'd Like Drinking Out Of My Bottle"... Krystal Steal...Steal!
Now, ladies and gentlemen...although I'm guessing it's mostly gentlemen...
Let's Get Ready To Rumble! Six sex scenes (and two bonus scenes!) for the title of hottest porn starlet in Jules Jordan DVD history (so far)!
Round 1 - This DVD begins with Jenna showing off her drop-dead gorgeous body in a scene from
Flesh Hunter. After posing for the camera, Jenna is blindfolded and cuffed, and Jules Jordan arrives for some blowjob fun. Soon, Jenna has her hands free and her blindfold removed so she can continue blowing Jules and then lie back for some missionary penetration. Then, Jules slides his cock up her behind and starts giving it to her ass in the missionary and doggy positions. The facial here is a classic one...in fact, it's long ranked on my list as one of the best facials I have seen on DVD. Chalk up Round One to Ms. Haze...a truly impressive performance!
Round 2 - In our first scene with Krystal, she proves that she can give Jenna a run for her money, by taking on both Jules and Brett Rockman. But first, we get to see the blonde posing in some tight white pants that really show off what a fine ass she has. When Jules and Brett enter, she warms them both up by sucking on their dicks, followed by each of the guys taking turns with her in numerous positions. The scene (which is from
Trained Teens) concludes with not one - but two - facials for Ms. Steal, evening out the showdown between these two starlets.
Round 3 - Undaunted by Krystal's threesome, Jenna returns for a threesome of her own - except this one brings another girl into the mix...and it's just not any girl, it's superfine hottie Aurora Snow! In this segment from
Flesh Hunter 3, Jules finds the two girls trying to get a ride from their boyfriends at a pay phone. Jules (sneaky bastard that he is!) invites both girls back to his place to "use his phone"...but they are soon using his big tool instead! This is both a fun and sexy segment that includes more anal penetration for Jenna, some anal penetration for Aurora, and has a humorous bit where Jenna calls up her boyfriend and says she won't need a ride for a little while longer because she is "busy". At the conclusion, Jules jerks a huge load in Aurora's mouth, which is followed by Aurora spitting it into Jenna's mouth - who swallows it down! Jenna's performance here has given her a commanding lead in this battle of the "tit-ans" (Get it? "Tit-ans"?! Oh...never mind.)
Round 4 - Down, but by no means out, Krystal's back in action for Round Four - this time taking on Jules in a one-on-one scene from
Flesh Hunter. This is the scene that marked the first time Krystal appeared in an Evil Angel release, as Jules meets up with her at a mall and then gets a blowjob from her in a stairwell. Back at his place, the action continues with Krystal getting doggy, cowgirl and missionary - followed by a great facial from Jules that is almost (but not quite) as impressive as the one Jenna gets from him in the first scene of this compilation (which was also from this same volume of
Flesh Hunter). Another nice performance by Krystal...but she's trailing on points, and it's late in the bout!
Round 5 - There's an old saying that applies as much to porn girls as it does to any other part of life: "Great performers aren't always great...they're only great when they have to be." In this scene from
Flesh Hunter 2 (which also happens to be my favorite Jenna Haze scene to date), Jenna has just returned from winning the "Miss Teen California" contest, and she "only had to blow two of the judges"! Returning back to Jules' place, Jenna gets her reward - a foursome with Jay Ashley, Brett Rockman and Pat Myne. This is easily one of the nastiest scenes Jenna has ever done, taking it every which way (including several double penetrations!) from the guys and talking very nasty while she's doing it!
Round 6 - Needing a knockout to win (at least according to this judge), Krystal does another one-on-one with Jules for the final scene on this comp. She looks very hot in a black top with black fishnets and heels, and takes yet another really creamy, thick facial at the conclusion of the action...but is it enough to catch up with Miss Haze on points?
After six sinful rounds we go to the scorecards...judge Spooky scores the bout three excellent scenes to only one excellent scene. The winner, and still (in my eyes) champion of the porn sluts...Miss Jenna Haze! Krystal did a fine job - but her aversion to anal and lack of multiple-partner action cost her a shot at the title.
To celebrate Jenna's win, head over to the bonus section of this DVD and enjoy the two bonus scenes - both of which feature Ms. Haze in action. Scene One is from
Trained Teens 2 and Scene Two (an all-blowjob sequence) is taken from
Feeding Frenzy. Additional bonuses include two sections of Extra Footage - about 12-minutes worth with Jenna; and about 10 minutes with Krystal. There's also filmographies for both girls, a Jules Jordan biography, and a cast list for each scene in the compilation.
Hopefully this is the first of many Jules Jordan/Evil Angel comps that will highlight two girls who have frequented his movies. I mean, who wouldn't want to see "Aurora Snow vs. Gauge" or "Belladonna vs. Taylor Rain"?! Perhaps Jules can even get some of the performers in question to come back and film special scenes just for the new comps. But speculation aside,
Jenna Haze vs. Krystal Steal is worth every penny of your hard-earned porno dollar - and it was great to see some of Jules' best-filmed action all on one DVD.
By:
Spooky