2.75
out of 5.00 -
Film:
2
Extras:
2
Video:
4
Audio:
3
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7/11/2005
I know it's not fair to judge a porno by its cover, but I have a bad feeling about this one. First of all, none of the girls' names are recognizable. Next, it appears to be an all-oral title, something I'm not a huge fan of. Then there's the uninspired cover shot. It just looks cheap. Anyway, let's take a look. Maybe I'll be surprised.
First up is Finesse Navaro, a girl that looks part Spanish and Asian. She slowly undresses for the camera, showing off the numerous tattoos adorning her back, arms, chest, and pelvis. Following some relatively bland tease footage, Finesse gets down to business by sucking a white guy's cock. With the exception of a standing 69, the action here is pretty routine. The finale is even a bit disappointing as she drools most of the load before attempting to swallow.
A cute Asian girl, Koyuki, takes the stage next, eventually slipping out of her red outfit so she can rub her nipples and fur burger. She gets her fair share of diversity too, sucking a pair of white and black cocks. But when Koyuki hops on top of the black guy for a 69, she's careful not to leave the other guy out, sucking his cock too. Both guys finally jerk off on her waiting tongue. But for some reason Koyuki uses her hand to wipe her tongue clean before swallowing.
Dressed in a white top and tan skirt, Marissa Martinez starts off with some solo action too. She isn't the slimmest girl in porn, but her partner is a bit of a pork chop too. For the most part, his small black dick hangs limp throughout the duration of the scene despite Marissa's best efforts to suck some life into it. Still, he manages to jerk himself off while Marissa sucks the head of his cock. Although Marissa gives some nice post-climax head, she does lose most of the guy's load before gulping.
It's unclear what Melody's ethnic heritage is, but the dark skinned brunette looks pretty hot decked out in black lingerie. Following some solo-tease play she works over a couple of guys. Melody even gets some oral action of her own as one of the guys eats her out from behind. Although she gave pretty fair attention to both guys, she only gets one load at the end. After gulping down the load, she continues sucking the spent cock as we're left wondering why the other guy disappeared.
If you like chunky black girls, then Shardae might be your thing; think a young Star Jones. Letting her big jugs hang out over her outfit, Shardae sits on a couch and nonchalantly sucks a couple of white guys. Even when one of the guys plays around with her pussy, Shardae evokes no sense of pleasure. But she does her job, bringing both guys to a climax, swallowing each of their loads.
After that somewhat depressing scene, Sophia Castello brings some much needed life to this title. Dressed in a brown camouflage bikini, she teases the camera by giving us a glimpse of her tits and ass. She starts off her cock sucking duties by working over a white guy's shaft. But a black guy soon joins the fun, giving her plenty of meat to handle and suck. Unlike the other girls, Sophia actually looks forward to swallowing, gasping, "Ah, that was good!" after gulping down one load. She then opens her mouth for the other dosage and swigs it down with a smile.
Of all of the girls in this title, Yumi probably has the nicest body. As such, the opening tease action is pretty decent as the cute Asian peels away her pink top to reveal her perfect natural boobs and lifts her skirt to show off her round ass. Yumi then gets down to business bending over a couch to suck a black guy while a white guy eats her out from behind. But she has no problem working both cocks at once too, even while getting her pussy tickled in a 69. At the end, the guys jerk off in Yumi's mouth, but she lovingly sucks them before gulping down their seed.
There's no time for tease in Skylar Hayden's scene. Instead the pig-tailed brunette starts off with a black cock in her mouth. Another guy joins in eventually, playing with Skylar's pussy till she has a chance to suck him too. These guys aren't exactly that big, nor are they all that hard. So Skylar has no problem going deep on them. Most impressive is the way she jerks off one of the guys into her mouth, swallows his goo, and sucks him some more. She drools most of the last load, but manages to swallow some of it to close out her scene.
Although the content is lacking, this Devil's Films DVD looks pretty good. But some more extras would have been nice...or maybe not. With the exception of some light pixelation, the video quality is quite sharp throughout. The audio isn't anything remarkable, but it gets the job done, faithfully reproducing every saliva-laden slurp in a stereo format. The only extras available are a slide show and the trailer from the first volume of the series.
It looks like my pessimism was well founded. For one, most of the talent in
Shut Up and Swallow 2 are clearly second and third tier offerings, including some of the limp-dicked gents. I realize beauty isn't everything in porn, but most of these girls never even tried to look like they were enjoying themselves. With the exception of Sophia, they were simply going through the motions. Furthermore, some of the girls even tried to fake or minimize their swallowing attempts. Considering the vast quality available elsewhere,
Shut Up And Swallow 2 just doesn't deliever the goods.
By:
Dr. Mabuse