There's Nothing Private About It Wanda's a beautiful hooker who's trying to escape her sleazy way of life. Willie's a nervous immigrant who's got to find a wife in order to stay in the country legally. Together both Willie and Wanda (Herschal Savage and Colleen Brennan) discover they'll be Getting Personal... to help each other out in a savage love affair of gluttonous sexuality. After Willie and Wanda marry for convenience, they plot a sweaty sex-wallow to bilk a rich john out of his money. But Wanda's provocative cohort Lucille (Rita Ricardo) absconds with the moolah. Now broke, a debt to a loanshark must be paid by sexually satisfying the disgusting desires of rich-bitch Sylvia (Sharon Mitchell). Still needing money, Wanda initiates Bob and Judy (Tom Byron and Patty Petite) into taboo-lust for a subsequent live-sex stage show. How will the desperate lives of Wanda and Willie end! Maybe hopefully... maybe not. But no matter how you look at it, they've both had a truly erotic field day of nonstop, relentless carnality.