They've Got WMB ! Weapons of Masturbation! Jenna Presley is joining the service...to see interesting places, to meet exciting people...and to kill them! What a life! But which branch to enter? The Army? Navy? Marines? Air Force? Why not try all four and then decide? She seems to have her pick of jobs and fellow enlistees, until she runs into Monique, the head of recruits. Mo doesn't want any new blood competing for the attention of the top brass. And the war is on! Will it be one in the battlefield or the bunks? You'll soon find out...